are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
