what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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