don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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