you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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