Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
do herpes really smell.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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