i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I forget how to act sober
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