And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Success! We fucked roommates!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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