This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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