no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
did you just send me my own nude
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
