We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I can't turn off my feet"
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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