This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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