i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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