I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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