do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
3pm strippers are depressing
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I am naked and annoyed.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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