coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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