Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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