Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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