bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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