no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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