"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She bit a glass in half.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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