Porn is love you can see.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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