We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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