every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
