I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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