There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Randomize
