Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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