This girl is more easily done than said...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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