and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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