And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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