i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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