i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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