do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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