My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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