i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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