are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Drake has all the answers
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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