so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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