They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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