guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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