i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I pour the whiskey from now on
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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