Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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