Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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