im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
