I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
