This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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