Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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