If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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