I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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