so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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