some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
nutella sex= disaster
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
