Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Shame - the story of my life.
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