Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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