Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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