week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You left your phone here
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