the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
