I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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